I’ve really done it now – taken that final step towards old ladyhood, cementing my status as a nana for all time.
Yep. Got myself a shopping trolley. And tartan, at that. But you know what? I friggin’ love it. It’s a darn sight easier than lugging heavy bags around the market.
Now I’ll never again be forced to make that excruciating choice between spuds and onions.
Besides, now I have one they’re officially cool. And coming soon to a hipster near you.
I kid you not. This week, me; this time next year, Zooey Deschanel and Agnes Deyne. You read it here first.