There’s no going back


I’ve really done it now – taken that final step towards old ladyhood, cementing my status as a nana for all time.

Yep. Got myself a shopping trolley. And tartan, at that. But you know what? I friggin’ love it. It’s a darn sight easier than lugging heavy bags around the market.

Now I’ll never again be forced to make that excruciating choice between spuds and onions.

Besides, now I have one they’re officially cool. And coming soon to a hipster near you.

I kid you not. This week, me; this time next year, Zooey Deschanel and Agnes Deyne. You read it here first.


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